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Buildings were burning. People’s screams filled the air. Cries and moans could be heard from the injured, the victims of the horrific attack that’d happened here.
I sighed and plopped down on the remains of the city hall, staring out at the havoc that’d been wreaked by none other than my own roommate. “Carl, we’re supposed to be on vacation…”
“I don’t know about you, but I am having a wonderful time.” Carl walked over, carrying suitcases in each hand. He was wearing his beanie of course, and a t-shirt that had ‘Viva la Résistance!’ written on it in scrawled lettering.
“You toppled the South American government, Carl,” I told him.
He grinned in response, putting down the suitcases and indicating to his shirt. “The people have spoken. Viva la Résistance!” He pumped his fist in the air.
“You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.” One of which I wasn’t sure where had come from…
Carl waved a hand dismissively. “He was a traitor and a scoundrel.”
“He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan.”
Carl opened his mouth to answer, but then paused as he looked down at his stomach, from which it had just looked like something kicked him from the inside. “Oh. That was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.”
“That would be the hotel bartender,” I told him with another sigh.
“That explains why my mojito was taking so long,” Carl mused.
I shuddered. “It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.” And a very large snake indeed.
Carl’s grin widened. “Wow, that sounds pretty awesome.”
“I can’t go anywhere with you, Carl!” I said exasperatedly.
He pouted. “Aw, that hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.”
I stood up, walking away without even looking at him. “I’ve had enough of this, we’re leaving.”
“In that case, I should probably mention I filled our luggage with orphan meat.”
I whirled around to see Carl pointing to the suitcases. “What?”
Carl shrugged innocently. “Well, I’m building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do.”
I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose between my fingers. Like always, Carl was giving me a headache. “You know what? I’m not even shocked anymore.”
Carl made a face. “Aw, that’s no fun,” he complained.
“This has become the norm for you, Carl.”
He frowned. “I’ll have to try harder next time.”
“Please don’t…”
“I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge,” Carl mused, starting to smile.
“Carl…”
“It’s too late now!” he proclaimed, wagging a finger in my face. “You….”
I blinked. That was a new one, even for Carl. “You?”
“I totally don’t remember your name.”
I resisted the urge to smack him upside the head. “We’ve known each other for three years, Carl!”
“And what an impression you’ve made,” he said in that tone that meant he was lying.
I crossed my arms, annoyed. “My name is Paul.”
Carl’s eyebrows raised. “What?”
“I said, my name is Paul,” I repeated.
“Oh.” His forehead furrowed. “I thought you were a woman.”
I stared at him like he was insane, then down at myself. What was he smoking? I looked nothing like a girl! “Why would you think that?”
“Mostly the hat.” Carl tilted his head to the side, examining me curiously. “Are you sure?”
How many times did I have to tell him a fedora wasn’t a chick hat?! “Of course I’m sure!”
“Well then…” Carl began shuffling away. “If you’d excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer…”
I sighed and plopped down on the remains of the city hall, staring out at the havoc that’d been wreaked by none other than my own roommate. “Carl, we’re supposed to be on vacation…”
“I don’t know about you, but I am having a wonderful time.” Carl walked over, carrying suitcases in each hand. He was wearing his beanie of course, and a t-shirt that had ‘Viva la Résistance!’ written on it in scrawled lettering.
“You toppled the South American government, Carl,” I told him.
He grinned in response, putting down the suitcases and indicating to his shirt. “The people have spoken. Viva la Résistance!” He pumped his fist in the air.
“You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.” One of which I wasn’t sure where had come from…
Carl waved a hand dismissively. “He was a traitor and a scoundrel.”
“He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan.”
Carl opened his mouth to answer, but then paused as he looked down at his stomach, from which it had just looked like something kicked him from the inside. “Oh. That was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.”
“That would be the hotel bartender,” I told him with another sigh.
“That explains why my mojito was taking so long,” Carl mused.
I shuddered. “It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.” And a very large snake indeed.
Carl’s grin widened. “Wow, that sounds pretty awesome.”
“I can’t go anywhere with you, Carl!” I said exasperatedly.
He pouted. “Aw, that hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.”
I stood up, walking away without even looking at him. “I’ve had enough of this, we’re leaving.”
“In that case, I should probably mention I filled our luggage with orphan meat.”
I whirled around to see Carl pointing to the suitcases. “What?”
Carl shrugged innocently. “Well, I’m building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do.”
I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose between my fingers. Like always, Carl was giving me a headache. “You know what? I’m not even shocked anymore.”
Carl made a face. “Aw, that’s no fun,” he complained.
“This has become the norm for you, Carl.”
He frowned. “I’ll have to try harder next time.”
“Please don’t…”
“I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge,” Carl mused, starting to smile.
“Carl…”
“It’s too late now!” he proclaimed, wagging a finger in my face. “You….”
I blinked. That was a new one, even for Carl. “You?”
“I totally don’t remember your name.”
I resisted the urge to smack him upside the head. “We’ve known each other for three years, Carl!”
“And what an impression you’ve made,” he said in that tone that meant he was lying.
I crossed my arms, annoyed. “My name is Paul.”
Carl’s eyebrows raised. “What?”
“I said, my name is Paul,” I repeated.
“Oh.” His forehead furrowed. “I thought you were a woman.”
I stared at him like he was insane, then down at myself. What was he smoking? I looked nothing like a girl! “Why would you think that?”
“Mostly the hat.” Carl tilted his head to the side, examining me curiously. “Are you sure?”
How many times did I have to tell him a fedora wasn’t a chick hat?! “Of course I’m sure!”
“Well then…” Carl began shuffling away. “If you’d excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer…”
Literature
Llamas with hats script
Carl: Oh
hey
How did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is
that is my least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well
I was upstairs
Paul: Okay
Carl: I was uh
I was sitting in my room
Paul: Yes?
Carl: reading a book
Paul: Go on
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in
Paul: Okay
Carl: So, I went up to
Literature
Llamas with Hats Alternative Ending
(Carl is standing outside a ruined house, with the mask floating beside him.)
Carl
Paul? Are you home? Paul?
Mask
I'm right here, Carl.
Carl
No you're not! You're not Paul, you're an imposter.
Mask
CAAAAAAARRRRL!
Carl
Stop it!
Mask
You must finish your work, Carl.
Carl
Paul! Paul!
Mask
You're almost done, Carl.
Carl
I'm coming in, Paul. I'm sorry if this violates your restraining order but it's important!
(Carl enters the house.)
Carl
Paul? Paul!
Paul
Leave me alone, Carl.
Carl
This is important, Paul. I need you guard the blood vortex.
Mask
Stop this, Carl. You must finish your work.
Carl
Please, Paul. You're the
Literature
Herobrine X Reader- Minecraft Dude (Chapter 5)
Herobrine X Reader- Minecraft Dude Chapter 5
Legend/Key:
______ = Your name
(h/c) = Hair color
(h/l) = Hair length
(f/c) = Favourite colour
A/N: Warning: Strong language cuz of you and your foul mouth. XD
And this is way late. Enjoy. >.>” Have a short ass chapter. XD
Btw, ((These words are A/Ns, k?))
RECAP: You grabbed the nearest thing near you, which happened to be a pillow, and threw it at him roughly. He stumbled back, surprised by the strength you held. Damn. You ain’t a gurl to be messed with. Maybe all those times your coach pushed you paid off.
“Fuck you,” you said, glaring daggers at him.
“
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(disclaimer: all ownership and rights to filmcow and llamas with hats belong to jason steele.)
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Tell me you're at least doing the Fourth one too. THAT, I'd like to read. x3